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I have an announcement!Earlier today, I had a private conference with a representative from Patreon. It was meant to gather feedback from me about what I have been hearing my listeners want, tell me some of what they are planning to do down the line, and give me suggestions on how to make my page more successful.One of the things she told me was that pages with roughly 6 or fewer reward tiers were more successful on average because potential pledges were not overwhelmed with choices. Also interestingly, pages that started with at least a $3-5 pledge as their minimum tended to have a higher conversion rate (meaning that a higher percentage of potential subscribers decided to pledge upon viewing the tiers).It has long been suggested to me that I do away with the $1 tier because a lot of you wonderful, caring, well-meaning folks feel like I am under-selling myself. But making people jump from a dollar to *five* dollars felt rather aggressive to me, and doing away with that tier entirely was breaking my promise to let you listen to the reread of Harry Potter for just a dollar.Well, guess what? It turns out that I can “retire” reward tiers without any of the people currently in that tier losing their rewards or being forced to move to a different tier. Basically what this means is that anybody who is already subscribed to that level is grandfathered in, but that level will *not* be available to new subscribers. I will still also be able to post specifically to that level. Functionally, nothing would change for those patrons EXCEPT that if they leave that level, they won’t be able to come back. After giving it some thought, I believe that this is the best course of action for me for the $1, $3, and $15 tiers. It will simplify things for me to drop the lowest-level pledge tiers, and with only 6 people out of 656 currently at the $15+ tier, it made sense to retire that one. As previously stated, if you are already at one of those levels, ***nothing will change***. I will still be able to post early access to episodes ($1+), Harry Potter re-read episodes ($1+), cocktail hours (3+), and live crowdcast recordings of HP($15+) for all of those levels just as I was before. You will simply be in an exclusive, secret tier that no one else will be allowed to join.I plan on implementing these new levels on July 1. If any of those old tiers appeal to you specifically, make sure to join them now because you won’t be able to after that. If you are currently at one of those tiers and you are happy, you don’t need to do anything. Thank you so much to everyone who is currently pledging, at whatever level. You guys are the OGs and shaped what the show is now. Also huge thank you to everybody who encouraged me to charge more, even when I felt sure that I wasn’t offering enough to justify that. After the talk with the Patreon representative today, who echoed what y’all have been telling me for years (she actually used the word “astounding” to describe how much exclusive content I offer), I realized maybe I WAS undervaluing myself a little. I know, I know. Shut up. ... See MoreSee Less
Charlotte Greener just FYI
Can we send the rep flowers already?
Love you and your content Natasha! I'm glad to see you're making sure Unspoiled keeps growing and changing and being awesome!
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Off-topic but I desperately need as many people to see this as possibleAlso, someone please fashion me a coffin, for I have expired. ... See MoreSee Less
I don’t think I’ve EVER seen this kind of commitment in a skit on SNL. I could barely breathe I was laughing so hard.
Omg!!! I had no context for this and I am WHEEZING!!!! “RETURN HER TO THE EARTH NAKED AND DEFEATED!!!” God. Adam Driver is a gem.